Good Caturday to everyfurry and hooman! To those who may not know me, I will introduce myself and share some wonderful details about my life!
My name is Sophia Bell, but Mommy calls me Sophie...unless she's mad. Of course, I don't answer to either, but that is part of being a feline!
My nickname is Chunky Monkey. I'm not sure I like that, but since everyone in the family is...ummm..."chunky", I suppose it will do.
I just turned 4 years old in April. I came to live with Mommy as a tiny kitten, given to her by a friend who couldn't find me a home. Apparently, Mommy can never say no. I was her first "official" feline. There was one before me, but he didn't belong to her...she just loved and took care of him for a year. Anyway, there was a big hullabaloo with other hoomans and he was stolen away. Mommy doesn't talk about it anymore because it makes her cry.
Just so you know, I do run this house. There is one other feline...but she isn't important at the moment. This is about me! Yes, there are dogs in the house...what can I say, Mommy has a weak spot for the pathetic. But even the dogs bow down to me. I have a wicked right paw-smack that knocks them on their butts!
To recap...I am big, beautiful, bossy, and all around ruler. I enjoy my huge life, but I'm not interested in world domination...at least not yet. I'm still a young girl, so I've got time if I want to get political.
If anyone would like a personal interview or pawtograph, let me know. I like to make myself available to the little people...I mean fans.
But, if I am in my secret bunker, I cannot be disturbed...If you try, you might just get a left AND right paw-smack! The bunker, you ask? Yes, it does happen to be under Mommy's bed, where the big goofy Siberian cannot get to me. She is TOO fat. *Chuckles*
So, here to to a wonderful Caterday!!! I plan on lounging around, eating, sleeping, and eating some more.
Yours truly,
Sophia Belle