What is a Ninja Cat, you ask?
Me! I is da Ninja Cat! (plays dramatic music for effect)
My name is Salem Marie...But I prefer Ninja Cat!...or just SaySay.
I is 3 years old. I is much smaller than my BIG sister Sophie...but don't tell her I said that. She is sensitive.
But I cause a whole lot more excitement!
See, I is not afraid of anything! I play wif the doggies...even the Siberian one. I chase any mices that might come to visit...but I haven't figured out what to do wif them...so I usually let them go.
I'm a Ninja...I jumps...I runs...and I leaps onto tall furnitures! I needs a superhero cape!
Sometimes, I do like to cuddle wif the sister...when she lets me.
I love my Mommy soooooooo much! Sometimes I sleep on her chest, just to make sure she can't roll over and fall off the bed! Hey, it's happened! So don't laugh!
Then there is the OCD...yes, I am a little obsessive about my furs...MUST...BE...CLEAN...AT...ALL...TIMES.
Overall, I is a good girl...well, except when I knock stuffs off the dressers...or pee on Mommy's bed. But I only pees when I is mad! Good thing da bed has a waterproof diaper on it. :)
So, dis is me. Ninja Cat. Just remember...if you see a dark shadow creeping around you at night...well, it's not me unless you is in mah house! So you bestest run fur covers!
Meows,
Salem,
Ninja Cat
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